Update

i have the writing for the third issue

there are 12 people

this is more than other issues

i haven't interviewed an artist yet

i asked someone and she turned me down

before the first issue, a person said they were going to help design, but there has been no help designing, that person tricked me

i don't know how this issue will look or what the title will be, i am thinking of those things right now, don't expect too much, if you have low expectations it will seem better when you see it




graham greene

If You Sent Something

and I haven't replied I am sorry.

We will try to do it this weekend I hope.

Ken Baumann who has been in Robot Melon is asking for words.

Does anyone know a good print literary magazine that isn't NOON?

I would like to read it.

i have an intern/co-editor

he is mostly a co-editor

but since neither one of us get money we are both sort of like interns

he will help read submissions and send pictures of robots to me

this does not mean i will reply to submissions any faster, do no think that will happen

some things about the site will change, i am not sure what it will be yet but it will happen soon

Kassia Interviewed me about Robot Melon and Other Animal Questions

and she found a picture of me in which i look asian and eskimo-like.

it is on her blog, go read it

People are submitting and that is good

I like when I check the submission inbox and there are things in it.

I am thinking of finding a human to help me read all of them, I don't know.

I am thinking of hiring Kanye West to write rejection letters, I hate doing those.

Or maybe some other rapper, one with more guns.

Maybe Suge Knight would do it. He is a scary person. He fucks up things.

Maybe I should do a whole issue where I only publish myself and no one would read it.

Just kidding about that, but not about Suge Knight.