15.10.08

ISSVE FIVE GO

i just made a video this morning so i wouldn't have to type a lot
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Robot Melon Issue Five from Stephen Lewis on Vimeo.

4 comments:

ryan manning said...

world domination

CandyDishDoom said...

Thank you.

Issue five is very fun and makes me feel like engaging in a slightly mean yet highly delightful dance.

And smoking a cigarette, but I'm out of cigarettes, so I might have to inhale a vanilla cigarillo and then gently vomit.

chris said...

I have enjoyed perusing Robot Watermelon. You publish material of outstanding caliber.

but...

Endorsing William Jennings Bryan is a real turn off.

WJB was a creationist! He fought to ban the teaching of evolution in classrooms.

Plus, he was a prohibitionist.

I am now faced with a major quandary: on the one hand, I want to continue enjoying your fine journal, but on the other hand, I disagree strongly with your politics.

The only way for me to figure out how to proceed is to mix a rum and dr. pepper, open my cherished copy of Darwin's lecture entitled "On the Tendency of Species to form Varieties; and on the Perpetuation of Varieties and Species by Natural Means of Selection," and think.

In short, your journal has caused me a great deal of thinking. I hope this pleases you.

Robot Melon said...

slow jerk

chris,

i am sorry about our support, i could change the link to adlai stevenson, or even maybe barry goldwater,or william henry harrison if he wasn't such a quitter.

but with bryan, we're behind the man not the idea. just kidding. his biography is just so, i don't know, unbelievable. it is funny that he ever existed as a person.

also, we hate prohibition. in kansas prohibition lasted about 15 years after the amendment was amended, fuck prohibition.