I have enjoyed perusing Robot Watermelon. You publish material of outstanding caliber.
but...
Endorsing William Jennings Bryan is a real turn off.
WJB was a creationist! He fought to ban the teaching of evolution in classrooms.
Plus, he was a prohibitionist.
I am now faced with a major quandary: on the one hand, I want to continue enjoying your fine journal, but on the other hand, I disagree strongly with your politics.
The only way for me to figure out how to proceed is to mix a rum and dr. pepper, open my cherished copy of Darwin's lecture entitled "On the Tendency of Species to form Varieties; and on the Perpetuation of Varieties and Species by Natural Means of Selection," and think.
In short, your journal has caused me a great deal of thinking. I hope this pleases you.
i am sorry about our support, i could change the link to adlai stevenson, or even maybe barry goldwater,or william henry harrison if he wasn't such a quitter.
but with bryan, we're behind the man not the idea. just kidding. his biography is just so, i don't know, unbelievable. it is funny that he ever existed as a person.
also, we hate prohibition. in kansas prohibition lasted about 15 years after the amendment was amended, fuck prohibition.
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world domination
Thank you.
Issue five is very fun and makes me feel like engaging in a slightly mean yet highly delightful dance.
And smoking a cigarette, but I'm out of cigarettes, so I might have to inhale a vanilla cigarillo and then gently vomit.
I have enjoyed perusing Robot Watermelon. You publish material of outstanding caliber.
but...
Endorsing William Jennings Bryan is a real turn off.
WJB was a creationist! He fought to ban the teaching of evolution in classrooms.
Plus, he was a prohibitionist.
I am now faced with a major quandary: on the one hand, I want to continue enjoying your fine journal, but on the other hand, I disagree strongly with your politics.
The only way for me to figure out how to proceed is to mix a rum and dr. pepper, open my cherished copy of Darwin's lecture entitled "On the Tendency of Species to form Varieties; and on the Perpetuation of Varieties and Species by Natural Means of Selection," and think.
In short, your journal has caused me a great deal of thinking. I hope this pleases you.
slow jerk
chris,
i am sorry about our support, i could change the link to adlai stevenson, or even maybe barry goldwater,or william henry harrison if he wasn't such a quitter.
but with bryan, we're behind the man not the idea. just kidding. his biography is just so, i don't know, unbelievable. it is funny that he ever existed as a person.
also, we hate prohibition. in kansas prohibition lasted about 15 years after the amendment was amended, fuck prohibition.
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