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Issue Nine

Hi everyone, issue nine is now online. Thanks to everyone who contributed, and for everyone going that way to read!

Red Rad

Does someone exist that is my friend that that can help me read subs, that also lives in Lawrence until August? A few people have offered but I never developed the idea more than that, I should have, also some people have helped a little bit, but always tell me to read it myself instead of saying "fucking blows, reject this shit Hakeem Olajuwon style" or saying, "good put this on the site do it," I feel overwhelmed by the amount of submissions sometimes, sometimes I don't check the inbox for 24-35 hours. Someone email me if that can help with that last run-on sentence. I'm listening to acoustic Saosin. I'm going to my other blog now to talk shit about how Heroes has been overplayed in my home.

a video for seven my proofreading is terrible

a video for the knowing of robotmelonissueseven that i made in my room in five minutes for people too lazy to read the website, it includes screenshots



Robot Melon 7 from Stephen Lewis on Vimeo.

Issue Six, One and a Half Years of Eating Babies

Work by:

Danielle Wheeler

Gary Beck

Jared Ward

Matt Savoca

Carand Burnet

Molly Gaudry

Sarah Fouts

Hannah Pass

Sean Ruane

Jereme Dean

Susana Mai

David Bernstein

Marco Kaufman

Raffi Robert Kiureghian

Donald Illich

and collage artwork by Shane Allison

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HAB

Thanks to everyone who has been submitting.

We have filled issues six, seven, and eight, which are now closed.

Those will be coming soon, so look forward to them if those are something you look forward to.

Snow Hot Chocolate, Coffee Fiesta, Forever, All Night Long

Since the weather is snowy and the month is the month containing Christmas and maybe we'll be able to go home for the holidays, also due to heavy back-up vomit congestion due to an inbox full of submissions and unreleased issues six and seven (I know everyone, I am sorry everyone who is asking, where the fuck is my shit? don't worry it will be on a webpage in front of your face soon),

ROBOT MELON is opening special submissions for issue eight.

Issue eight will be smaller in comparison to other issues. We are asking people to send one sentence, or a few sentences focused intently on language. Make it interesting, think economy of words, think diction.

We will take the words we choose and do something with them involving jpegs and various Kansas locations. Yes we will be messing with what you send and you will have little say about it.

We'll accept sentences for issue eight until December 21st. But keep sending sentences after that date if the sentences are magnificent.

We will also be open to normal submissions during this time.

Make us happy or we will start sacrificing television sets.